Psst. Anybody scaring in here?
You're still not listening!
- I'm being attacked. - No, I'm not attacking you. I-I-I'm trying to be honest.
She's not scared of you any more. Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said.
I was going for a snake-slash-ninja approach with a little hissing.
You've destroyed this company. Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Step aside, kid. We're in a... - Boo's door! - There it is!
I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I'm watching you, Wazowski.
On my desk, Sulley. The pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing... - Sulley? - Sulley? - No! No, no. I was on TV!
Come here, kid! - 23-19! We have a 23-19! - Halt!
- See you guys later. Take it easy. - Thanks a lot. - Bottoms up.
Where will everyone get their scream now? So I said, "If you talk to me like that again, we're through!" - Ooh, she's nuts. - Always!
- Oh. - Come on!
Let her rip! Go! Goodbye, Boo. A kid!
'Cause we both know it's true
Oh, how many times do I have to tell you?
Uh, B-Boo... Um, Boo?
With a million or two
- I got a good view from here. - A little lower. You'll have the child and the criminals responsible for this whole mess. Oh, for... What did you do wrong this time? No plan. I can't think. Can't think. Flatlining. that now is the time to panic. Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster... Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today.
- We're walking. - Walking? - Yup.
That's the way it has to be.
Guess who! None of it matters? W-W-Wait a second.
Halt! Stop him! Leave a door open and a child could walk right into this factory... Without scream, we have no power.
Ah, poor guy. I understand. It ain't easy being banished.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Our city is counting on you to collect those children's screams. Yes, yes, I'm coming. All right, then. I'll see you this afternoon, James.
- Come on. It slides, it slides. - Ooh, right, right, right. No, don't touch those, you little... Oh!
Okay. How about I sit here until you fall asleep?
Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed.
Which means the scare floor will be...
Oh, it's coming! It's coming! Cheating?
Slumber party.
Goodbye, Monsters, Inc. Goodbye, Mr. Waternoose. Come on, fight that plaque. Fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque. - Okay, sweetheart. - Think romantical thoughts. Mike.
- Okay, here I come. - We're working for a better tomorrow today!
Hey, look at that. It's Randall. It's...
Let 'er rip!
And action. Come on, pal, if you start crying I'm gonna cry and I'll never get through this. Hmm. Must've missed the memo. This is bad. This is so very bad. - Mike, this isn't Boo's door. - Boo? What's Boo?
- But... But... But h-how did... h-how did... - You know what?
I-I just got us into a little place called, um, Harryhausen's. Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail.
Uh-huh. And the fact that laughter is ten times more powerful than scream had nothing to do with it.
What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.
Funny, right, huh? See, with the... These are the jokes, kid. So wait here while I get its card key. No, the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing, the goldenrod ones go to Roz...
Finish him off!
The energy crisis will only get worse because of you!
- Good night, sweetheart. - Good night, Mom.
Hey, you're good. Hey, genius, y-you wanna know why I bought the car, huh?
Wait a minute. Randall? That cheater. He's trying to boost his numbers.
- You know, pal, she's the one. That's it. She is the one. - I'm happy for you.
Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city...
I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a doll.
when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan.
What bag?
You and me together
Twenty-three-nine... I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
Attention. We have a new scare leader... Randall Boggs.
I tell ya, it's great to be here in your room. Where you from? - Sorry. - We're never gonna work in Hollywood again.
Sullivan! Don't do it.
Not for Googley Bear. I will see you at quittin' time and not a minute later.
What a plan. Simple, yet insane! No. No way. Always... No.
Hey, thanks, guys. That was a close one.
Hmm. First time in a month.
It never would've gotten out if you hadn't been cheating last night.
We're just going through a rough time, sir. Everyone knows you're gonna get us through it.
I-I told them this.
An entire scare floor out of commission. What else can go wrong?
- There he is. Hurry up! Hurry up! - Give me your hand.
Sullivan? Sullivan! Give me the child!
- No, no, no, sir, you don't understand. - Ah, now, show these monsters how it's done. - What? No, no. I ca... I ca... Sir. Sir!
- Don't have to say it - I'm gonna anyway!
- Never mind. - Hey, watch it!
- Sure, he's handsome, I mean, for like a big, rugged... - Hi, guys.
You still think this is about that stupid scare record? Uh, take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished, he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. The future is bright at Monsters, Incorporated. Ooh, bear! Ooh! Ooh, he's a happy bear!
Okay, people, take a break.
Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top. Now, before we do anything else...
Go get 'em, Googley Bear.
- I don't have to say it - Aw, say it anyway.
No, no, stay back!
Uh, how 'bout you, big fella? Snow cone?
Keep the doors comin', Charlie. I'm on a roll today. - You have to listen to me. - Pay attention, everyone.
Well, I don't think that date could've gone any worse.
Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away.
Will you be quiet? Don't you think I'm aware of the situation? - I thought you liked sushi. - Sushi? Sushi?
Okay, stop. Open 'em.
- What? Wh-Wh... What did I say? What? What? - Cut.
Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted... Spoons. Hurry up. Hurry up. - Hey. Hey. - We're gonna get our lives back. The nightmare is over!
Kitty! Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we? Guys, I told ya... call me Sulley.
So please stop crying right now. Come on. Where you going? We-We'll talk. Come on, we'll have a latte.
Sleep tight, kiddo.
Building clear. Ready for decontamination.
What a coincidence running into you here. Uh... This was recovered at the scene.
Uh, let me just go outside and make some more.
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you Psst. Fungus. Fungus.
I'm tellin' you, pal, when that wall went up, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face.
Come on!
What about us? That thing is a killing machine!
or simply work out that flab that's hanging over the bed!
- Please, Fungus? - I'm sorry, Wazowski.
Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.
James, this company has been in my family for three generations. - Not that I was concerned, of course. I knew that... - Just get over here and help me. Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose.
George and I are like brothers...
What are we gonna do, march right out into public with that thing?
I'll give you five minutes.
Welcome to the Himalayas! Oh, and, uh, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations.
Okay, look, I think I have a plan here. Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous. I need scarers like... like...
- Do you know what I said? - What did you say? - I said... Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M...
Oh, that's puce.
Take that!
Boo, are you all right? I was so worried! I was...
Oh, that darn paperwork. Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?
Leave the puce. - Yeah, th-that's the problem with these 32-50 units, boss. - Huh?
It's your mom. What can I say? The camera loves me.
Duck and cover, people! No, don't be scared. That wasn't real. It's just a...
- Will you stop making Boo laugh! - I didn't! Come on!
I'd live in a penthouse Okay, you're finished now, right?
No. No. No, no, no, no, no! Does that matter, huh? Here, look. Here, see the bear? Here. Ooh, nice bear.
Oh, what a day.
As long as it doesn't come near us, we're gonna be okay.
But hey, at least we had some laughs, right?
Get up, Sulley!
- Boo! - There's a child, there's a child There's a human child It could let in a child!
Boo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right?
Put that thing back where it came from or I'll poke myself in the eye - Yeah, I don't know anything. - Uh-huh. Sure.
Oh, boy. How do I explain this? Uh, it's empty. See?
Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there. Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Ta-da! And leaving the door open is the worst mistake...
You let me go, I'll give you a ride in the car.
- There it is, just like Randall said. - Randall? Wait a minute. Whoa. Hey.
Help! Help! Help! Help!
We got scarers coming out!
- I went back to get your paperwork, and there was a door. - What?
Duck and cover, people!
Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer. - Why are you still here? Come on, go! Move! Now! - Oh. Yes, go, go, go!
The bear! Give me the... - It's just that... - I-It's just that I forgot about some paperwork I was supposed to file. - Morning, Mike! Morning, Sulley! - One and two and three - Hey, morning, kids! - Save it for the scare floor, will you? - I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. Oh, Googley Bear. Come here, you. She's out of our hair!
Oh, huzzah! That's great news! Hey, we got a dead door over here!
Give her to me!
Wouldn't have nothin' Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady.
Huh? - Banished with your best friend. - He is not my friend. Where she came from
I don't like big moving things that are moving towards me.
Chalooby baby.
Okay, let's move, let's move, let's move. Come on! Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal. Oh, that's cute, yeah.
Th-There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve.
Well, now there is, but, uh, I-I'm not gonna scare you.
Oh, y-you like this? Fetch!
Huh? Mike.
So help me I just gotta cry
that this went all the way up to Waternoose. I bet it's just waiting for us to fall asleep, and then wham!
23-19! We have a 23-19! - You got, uh, Low Tide? - No. - How about Wet Dog? No. It must have been dark last night, because this is its door.
- Come on, come on. What are you waiting for? Roar! - B-B-But, sir... We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.
A better tomorrow
Me and you Both of us together We're Monsters, Incorporated!
Mike? Ooh, sorry, buddy.
- Mr. Waternoose! - James. Perfect timing.
There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child.
- Look, I already told your buddies I haven't seen anything. - All right. Carry on.
Come here, you. you be my guest...
and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in... What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?
- A kid! - Boo!
Yeah, it's, uh, it's, uh, Bring An Obscure Relative To Work Day.
- No! - Good night, Mom. - Good night, sweetheart.
Come on, somebody else will find the kid. It'll be their problem, not ours.
Yes. Let's see. From your scary friend, best wishes.
Hello? I know! Hey, wasn't I great? Did the whole family see it? You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski? Uh, my friends call me Phlegm.
- Come on. - This is crazy. He's gonna kill us.
Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.
Tell that to the board of directors.
- Well, so long, kid. - Mike Wazowski! - This whole thing is Randall's fault. - Randall? - It doesn't have to be this way. - I have no choice!
- You haven't seen anything, have you? - Uh, well, uh...
Go ahead. Go grow up.
- Well, that's very nice. - Kitty.
Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
Did she turn invisible?
Oh, yes, now, that's my boy! Oh, hey, we're rehearsing a-a scene for the upcoming company play called, uh...
Yes, well, I'll, uh, I'll try to be less careless.
Very good. Now, bon voyage. Bye-bye! Come on!
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have Ooh, I thought I had you there. Okay, Sulley, here we go.
I have no idea, but it would be really great if it didn't do it again.
How could this happen? How could this happen? - Could be contaminated. - Gentlemen, safety is our number-one concern.
Then we just waltz right up to the factory, right?
- Hey, on the house! - Hey, thanks! I-I can still hear her little voice.
Shut it off! Shut it off! Shut it off!
Oh!
Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you could do is pay attention. Hmm? - I'm just gonna order something to go. - Michael. - Sulley. Uh, you go... Oh, what a great idea, going to your old pal Waternoose. Today
Hey, I got more snow cones! Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through!
I will personally put you through the shredder!
and research into new energy techniques. And don't worry, I'll take good care of the kid. Red alert! Red alert! Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!
We can bring your cousin's sister's daughter along. She'll be a big hit.
- Boo? - Now that we have her, he is trying to kill us. - And produced. - And produced by Mike Wazowski. You know, you're right. Here, take this.
Go ahead. Go throw up. You see, we've hired some new scare recruits, and, frankly, they're... they're, um, uh...
- Good. Good, Sulley. Keep it up. You're doing great. - I'm a happy bear, yeah.
All clear. Situation is niner-niner-zero. Ready for decon.
Where is he?
- Oh, that's good. - On three. One, two...
- 'Cause we both know it's true - Let's take it home, big guy! - We have a toxic projectile. Isolate the contaminate. - Halt!
Well, I did, right up until you chuckled like that. Abominable! Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you?
It's, uh, i-it's a work in progress. I-It's gonna get better. Feel the burn! You call yourself a monster?
I don't know, but it's been said I love scarin' kids in bed
Uh, actually, that's my, uh, cousin's sister's, uh, daughter, sir.
Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly for once.
Of course, without your help, I never would have known...
Bye, baby! I... I'll call you!
- There it is! - Get off my tail. Let me go!
Hold him down.
All right. Come on. Over the plate. Let's see the old stuff here, pal. Come on, now. Chuck 'im. Chuck 'im, baby.
- Wazowski! - Michael! Mi... Men!
- Hey, fellas. Hey, Jerry. - Hey, Mr. Sullivan!
- Do I get the part? - Thank you. - Can I do it again?
I was up all night trying to find it.
All right.
- Mike Wazowski! - Mike Wazowski! - How many kids you got in there? - Mike, you don't understand. - Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all.
No, come on. Hey! Randall!
Okay, very funny. Hey, I look good in a suit.
Mike, where are you?
Sulley, I'd like to think that given the circumstances...
You know, it only works if you have every piece.
Kitty has to go.
I'll be right back with its door key. for the upcoming company play called, uh...
A single touch could kill you. - I'll get him. All right, come with us. - Wh-What are you doing?
Just the other day, someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis.
Boo!
You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you.
- Uh, sir, that's not her door. - I know, I know.
- Wow! - Don't look down! - Hey, you! Halt! He's the one. - Uh...
We who are living in Monstropolis refined into clean, dependable energy.
Now, put that thing back where it came from, or so help me...
Boo? - I don't believe it. - Googley Bear.
Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for?
- Ta-da! - Mike!
- Come on. - Don't go in that room!
- I have to do something! - Michael!
See? The door. You left it wide open. - Hey, please, don't! Don't! - Hum, baby, hum, baby. Here's the pitch.
- Mr. Waternoose! - Ah, James, is this one yours?
- What's happening? - Hold on!
Boo! Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation. Would you like her voice mail?
Ah, with this machine, we won't need scarers.
- No, Mike. Wait. - Hey, what are you doin'? We tried to send her back, but Waternoose had this secret plot...
- Kitty! - Boo!
- I always wanted a pet that could kill me! - Now, look.
It's true! I saw the whole thing!
What happened? Where's Wazowski?
- Mike? - Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid. Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.
- Say, I could use your help with something. - Anything, sir. Come on, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh-oh. Uh-oh! Oh, come on. I didn't mean for this to happen. But Boo's in trouble. - What happened? - The kid almost touched me. - I'm gonna head home and work out some more. - Again?
Anyone? The sun is coming up. This is perfect. She's gone!
I went and got her card key, and now I have her card key.
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
Excuse us!
It's all about presence, about how you enter the room.
- Hello, boys. - Roz? - Oh. Sorry. - See you later, fellas.
- Mike Wazowski! - Mike Wazowski! And just when I dare to care
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Where you going? What are you doing? - Mikey, there's a scream shortage.
What in heaven's name will become of us Randall, thank goodness! What are we gonna do about the child?
- Stop it. - Your hair was shorter then. - Mm-hmm.
and release it into the wild. with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom and no walking involved.
Please remain calm. This is not a drill.
- Roar! - Ohh.
Once you name it, you start getting attached to it.
Aw, Boo, it's been fun.
- I'm Monsters, Incorporated. - Hey, look! Betty! - Hey, hey, hey, fellas! - Hey, Tony! - Tony!
Hello. Hey.
When the door lands in the station, cut the power.
Ah, just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around.
Where are you, buddy? Oh, yeah. Crazy. Well, isn't that nice?
Assistants, please report to your stations.
Big guy, you always come through Because of you, I am now stuck in this frozen wasteland!
- Who cares? Let's go. This is a limited-time offer. - No, no. I don't like this. - Reset the simulator. - But, but, sir...
- Oh, no! - Running around the restaurant This is really wrong
Not you. Look! The new commercial's on! We've lost 58 doors this week, sir.
- Fun-filled evening planned for tonight? - Well, as a matter of fact...
There's a door here. Hmm.
Looks like you're out of a job.
Oh, look at that. Yeah, you know...
Marker.
Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles...
- Yeah... Oh! Oh, sir, uh, today might be... - Excuse me, Mr. Waternoose.
Pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Roz. I bet we get the rest of the day off.
Yeah? Like on Monstropolis's Most Wanted?
So, uh, are we going anywhere special tonight? That's how it always should be - Uh, do I ever. It's just that... - What? I won't go in a kid's room! You can't make me!
They're gone.
Finally. I never should have trusted you with this. Kids? Sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks. Sulley! Oh! Great news, pal! And if I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're gonna give our table away. What am I gonna tell... - What if we just put her back in her door? - What?
Take him away.
Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute and ead-ray your ipt-scray.
- Where's the kid? - Kid? What kid?
Oh, good ide... You know, that wasn't very funny.
and give us that scare demonstration we talked about, huh?
- You're making him lose his focus. - Oh, no. Sorry! - Shut up!
No!
And I don't want to see any paperwork on this. I would do anything to keep it from going under.
That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 "Mike Wazowski, You Got Your Life Back" Lane.
Hey, Ted, good morning! - What? - Look-lay in the bag-bay.
Let me see it! Sulley and I made the cover, right?
Hey, Ted! Good morning!
If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds... - What are you doing? - I-I'm-I'm looking for the kid.
with the top scarers, the best refineries...
Yeah. Aw, Boo. It's been fun.
- Make her laugh! - What? Sulley! - Just do it!
Boo? What about us? - I'm thinking about getting it cut. - No, no, I-I like it this length. Michael, you're such a charmer.
Aw, nuts.
Do you hear that? It's the winds of change.
We need to get there now!
Look at those numbers! And, uh, now I'm thinkin' I should just get out of here.
Okay.
I just have no idea.
- I can be taller. - Next.
I-I did a simple calculation, factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant. The child may have escaped!
And follow the sultry sound of my voice.
Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
I'm off duty.
I've been extremely forgiving up to now, but that is a horrible idea. - Come on. - Don't let them get away. - Does anyone else know about this? - No, sir. Just think about a few names, will ya? Loch Ness, Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman. Say hello to the Scream Extractor.
We gotta shut down for a half hour and reset the system.
- Sulley, what are you doing? - Grab on, Mike. - Are you out of your mind?
Twins and a bunk bed!
We power your car. We warm your home. We light your city.
Okay, let's move, let's move, let's move. Come on. Oh, please be there, please be there, please be there.
Okay, people, Eastern Seaboard coming on-line. Nothing is more important than our friendship. How could I do this? How could I be so stupid? Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her.
Oh! That-a-boy, that-a-boy. Another door comin' right up.
- A door? - Randall was in it.
Kitty!
Well, James, that was an impressive display.
- Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. Come on. Keep coming, keep coming. - Mike! Where did she go?
Are you sleepy? You want to sleep? Is that what you want?
Oh, hey! We're rehearsing a, a scene...
Sulley! Sulley!
We need to get to Boo.
You're my pair of friends I love you
- What? - You're messing up the scene.
Let's get you home.
- There's something else. - What? - Sleep tight, kiddo. - Kitty! - No, Boo. No, no!
And when I find whoever let it out, they're dead!
Sulley! Oh! Sulley. - Morning, Sulley. - Morning, Ricky. Simulation terminated.
But Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.
Yeah, well, until we know for sure, we're gonna act like nothing happened, understand?
- Oh, Sulley! - Boy, Wazowski looks like he's in trouble. Mama, another gator got in the house.
It is my professional opinion... - Get up! There can't be any witnesses. - There won't be. Never mind. You're in kindergarten, right? Oh, I love kindergarten.
Hey, thanks, guys. That was a close one. I was the fastest one out there. Of course, I was the ball. But I...
Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.
Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake?
You just get the machine up and running. I'll take care of the kid. - Give me a break, Mike. - What a night of romance I got ahead of me.
Boo! Did you lose weight? Or a limb?
Hello. Yo.
Your seat is right over there, sir.
Just hear me out. Look, you and I are a team. - What? What? Wh-Wh-What is this? - Good night, Mom. Good night, Mom.
- It's here in the factory, isn't it? - You're not pinning this on me. I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk. - Careful with that. Could be contaminated. - We gotta get out of here now!
1-2-3-4, get the kid back through the door. We? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We?
Let's go, everybody. All doors must be returned. No exceptions! I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh?
and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. - Follow me. I have an idea. - No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
You know, I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself. I plan to. - Listen, if you got a minute, there's something I wanna show you. Okay? - B-B-But...
Um, it could let in a draught?
Hey, good evening. How are you? How are you? Nice to see you. So get this. As if dinner wasn't enough, I'm taking her to a monster truck rally afterwards. Look at everybody's favorite scarer now! but, you know, once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
Look. You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you.
Come on. The coast is clear. Okay, all we have to do is get rid of that thing.
Look, Sulley, you wanted her door, and there it is. Now let's move. That's right, Boo. You did it! You beat him.
I'm cooperating. But before you take us away, I have one thing to say.
If I were a rich man
Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary... Kid's asleep!
Boo?
But you didn't, did you?
I'm a nice guy. Snow cone?
What was that?
In a room with a view Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley.
Don't I matter?
But I love sports. Dodge ball was the best. Oh, yeah.
Okay, cut.
Sulley? Sulley? I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you - Where'd it go? What'd you do with it? - Where is she?
Speed. Marker. And action.
Look at the stick. See the stick? Go get the stick. Go fetch.
You want to go to the village? Okay, rule number one out here. Okay, that's, uh... No. Good. Great. Come on, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus. Idiot!
This thing is moving.
- No. Hey, no, no. Come on. - Come on. - My baby, look... She needs to be driven.
- Whoa. - Oh, boy. - Hold on!